inzayned: when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like
j4ya: really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat #HE JUST WANTED THE ACORN
dispopular: *looks through your selfies*
manicpixiedeathbitch: Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the stone Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the chamber Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the dementors Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the triwizard tournament Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the returning Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the creepy...
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.
vibesflint: if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice
flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
gabzilla-z: I like how Hinata is the only character in this manga that doesn’t give a flying fuck about Sasuke. Some love him, some hate him, some want him, but she’s totally indifferent. he appears and she’s like yeah whatever duncurr watching paint dry is more estimulating that this she doesn’t even get a reaction when he says he wants to be Hokage bless her <3
You should sit in meditation for 20 minutes a day, unless you’re too busy; then...– Old Zen saying (via drunkblogging)
captainsnoop: bioshock infinite more like bioshock “let’s eat hot dogs, pineapples, and soda out of the fucking trash like a human goddamn dog” infinite
shestag: goldshirts-tightpants: little-goose: Excuse me but Into Darkness has been out for a week, why are there no posts talking about the fact that Cucumberpatch makes the face that suggests he’s going to steal christmas I mean really I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR A WEEK TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT STUPID FACE REMINDED ME OF AND THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT. THE FUCKING GRINCH. How is...
States vote to take away my marriage rights, and even though I don’t want to get...– David Sedaris (via suicideblonde)
PLOT TWIST: Hinata becomes the new villain
rufflebutts: shoutout to all the other ex-gifted & talented/honor student/straight a/senior editor/star student/99th percentile/once-creative burn-outs who have, since high school, realized they are truly miniscule fish in a giant, endless ocean, criticized themselves to the point of creative paralysis, and participated in so much self-sabotage they no longer see the point of doing anything...
Happy Birthday Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, sorry that...
According to men...
endracismandhomophobia: musingsofanawkwardblackgirl: Guy Friendzones Girl: The girl wasn’t her type, she was unattractive, she wasn’t intelligent, they just didn’t click, the guy was interested in someone else, and so forth. Girl Friendzones Guy: SHE IS A STUPID UNGRATEFUL BITCH WHO WILL NEVER FIND HAPPINESS BECAUSE SHE IS MOST LIKELY AN STD RIDDEN SLUT! You forget to mention LESBIAN. She...
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