God you're fucking ugly

Anonymous

Says the Anon to a person with quite a few cute GPOYs

DO YOU WEAR MY SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT

Anonymous

I do not

evil asks: B, A, C, K, S, I, D, E

Anonymous

Not sure if I should answer or notice the fact that you spelt out backside,

so I’ll  answer the questions.

A. If you could get away with one murder in your lifetime without any legal, social, or emotional repercussions, would you kill someone?
Probably.

B. What is your first thought when you receive a message on Tumblr, are you excited for the idea of someone from potentially the other side of the world wanting to talk to you or fearful that someone will criticize you?
Since I’m usually getting good messages, I’m excited.

C. Have you ever looked down on someone because you thought your religious views were superior?
Yes. Basically anyone who has told me that I should be religious and God fearing.

D. Would you rather know everything the universe has to offer but in exchange lose all emotions or remain the way you are now?
I’d take what the universe has to offer. Emotions are overrated.

E. If you could live and be healthy without sleeping or eating/drinking, which would you cut out of your life?
Hm. Depending on the conditions, I’d probably go without sleeping because then I’d be able to do whatever. If I got bored, I’d go to sleep.

K. Have you ever watched a full length pornographic movie?
Nope. Just clips on gayforit.eu

S. Would you rather be the only person in the world that can read minds or have everyone else in the world be able to read minds except for your own?
I would read everyone else’s minds as long as it was on command. I wouldn’t want everyone’s fuckery playing through my thoughts without warning.

Dear ex boyfriend, Dear bestfriend, Dear santa, Dear past me

Anonymous

OH GOD. The worst bookend the best.

Dear ex boyfriend,

I really love you. I love almost everything about you. But almost doesn’t cover it. Almost makes me want to drown you in your sleep in your bed. Furthermore, your internalized homophobia, that you refuse to work on, was hurting me and you. So, while I can say that I love you, I can’t say that I’m in love with you. At least, not anymore.

Dear bestfriend,

You (the one who’s on Tumblr anyway) are a crazy bitch. You can drive me completely up a wall, across the ceiling, and down the OTHER wall. But I love you deeply because you completely get me and my own craziness which is why we’re so compatible as friends.

Dear Santa,

See my Amazon wish lists.

Dear past me,

I don’t know how far back this may be going, but know that you’re going to fuck up after your first boyfriend. (oh, and you’re gay, not bisexual. Trust me.) I mean, you are going to royally fuck up. And in fucking up, you’re going to uncover a lot of shit about yourself that was poisoning a lot of your life. It’s not going to be easy, but when is it ever easy? You have great people around you, but they are useless if you don’t talk about what’s bothering you. So, chin up. Getting kicked out of CSI is going to be the best thing that has ever happened to you. You just don’t know it yet.

hmmm... i don't remember what any of the questions said, so let's go with... 5, 17, 29, 43

jaxypstewart

Oh, this is exciting.

5. The last thing I ate was American BBQ. Two cheeseburgers and some Spanish chicken with salad and strawberry margaritas.

17. I like the 4th of July. It’s the best because it’s summer and I always party with good people.

29. I’m currently reading The Girl Who Played with Fire, but I’m probably going to start Fifty Shades of Grey soon to break up the feeling of monotony I’m feeling with the former.

43. I am still friends with some people from Kindergarden. I was also her first kiss, haha.