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I feel that’s an appropriate response. I was thinking of asking how big he is, but we all know he’d lie *sassy finger snap*

I feel that’s an appropriate response. I was thinking of asking how big he is, but we all know he’d lie *sassy finger snap*

I should have tagged that with #thinspo and #thighgap XD

I should have tagged that with #thinspo and #thighgap XD

Absolutely!

Absolutely!

I’m planning on seeing it with some other friends, but you are definitely invited to come. I’ll even bring them over to Jersey so you don’t have to pay the outrageous toll.

I’m planning on seeing it with some other friends, but you are definitely invited to come. I’ll even bring them over to Jersey so you don’t have to pay the outrageous toll.

Now that’s a point. That’s part of why I want to get a job with NYC Sanitation, because the pay is excellent after 5 years. I can transfer to NY Dept of Education after that, I believe at full pay, and it’s the same pension. And then I’d have the same Health Coverage! XD

Now that’s a point. That’s part of why I want to get a job with NYC Sanitation, because the pay is excellent after 5 years. I can transfer to NY Dept of Education after that, I believe at full pay, and it’s the same pension. And then I’d have the same Health Coverage! XD

I’m alternating, so it’s really, “ALL of the otc painkillers!”

I’m alternating, so it’s really, “ALL of the otc painkillers!”

oneofthefruits:

fell asleep during youtube vids of Tennant and Smith and and an episode of Sherlock on netflix

In my defence i was in a food induced coma of ribs and pancake-covered oreos

oneofthefruits and I know how to party.

I’m glad I’m not the only one then! We should go wardrobe shopping together

I’m glad I’m not the only one then! We should go wardrobe shopping together

oneofthefruits replied to your post: 9, 14, 19, 37, 48 :)

oh shush haha

Make me

I start getting into the spirit of the snow with OneoftheFruits while discussing hot food

I start getting into the spirit of the snow with OneoftheFruits while discussing hot food

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Oops none. But I’ll make you some (sorry about lunch today. I came off an eight hr shift at 6a haaaa)

JFC. SLEEP. ALL THE TIME. JUST LIKE NEVER. OMG. BLESS YOU.

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“Let me tell you about inserting” THAT MADE ME LAUGH TOO FUCKING HARD.

I know how to make you laugh, baby <3

(Btw followers- He and I are basically OTP, but he’s straight. It’s a very difficult relationship, but we try)

oneofthefruits replied to your post: Insert Cuddles here pls

All the cuddles. And a bag of [lamely FUN SIZE] chocolates for trick or treaters that never came.

As long as there’s Reece’s Cups, I’m alllllllllllll over it.

tinyhipsterboy replied to your post: Insert Cuddles here pls

haha you said insert

Let me tell you about inserting, Birthday boy.

oneofthefruits replied to your photo: My life is complete #youtried #tumblr

Please tell me you’re using this in your class

I can’t say that I haven’t considered it XD

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