The first gif is my everything
do you have a death wish
- Mom:
[while bitching about someone she hates] The bitch didn't even say hi to me.
- Me:
What a fucking peasant.
- Mom:
SHE IS A FUCKING PEASANT. OH MY GODDD
- Me:
[dies and goes to heaven]
Mamadivaa suffers through the storm
- freshman:
*pointing at me* omg a hipster!
- me:
Wrong, peasant.