My Blended Brain

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  • Mom:

    [while bitching about someone she hates] The bitch didn't even say hi to me.

  • Me:

    What a fucking peasant.

  • Mom:

    SHE IS A FUCKING PEASANT. OH MY GODDD

  • Me:

    [dies and goes to heaven]

Ugh.

This fucking bitch.

Pretty sure a customer called me a faggot at work today.

These gifs accurately represent my feelings.

CANNOT. :|

Really bitch? Really? :|

Really bitch? Really? :|